You know that you live in Southern California when …

I’m torn halfway between:
huh. it’s kind of cute
and
OMG - GETITOFF!GETITOFF!GETITOFF!!!

I’m torn halfway between:
huh. it’s kind of cute
and
OMG - GETITOFF!GETITOFF!GETITOFF!!!

Roommate: it’s so cold this morning!
Me: I think the high today is supposed to be in the 60’s.
“There’s a 3 mm gap between your top left front tooth and your bottom teeth and a 5 mm gap behind your right front tooth. Are braces something that you’re considering at this point in your life?”
OK, first? At this point in my life? Am I 90?
and second? 3 mm? how close are you going to get them?